Mon Jan 3/05
It’s just sports, right?

Good gravy, how did this get past me? According to William Houston, disgraced sports columnist Scott Taylor — he of the Winnipeg Free Press article plagiarized from USA Today, among other sources — has been hired to write on Mondays in the hallowed pages of the National Post, a paper recently known for aggressively terminating plagiarists. What I could never understand about the Taylor case was that the stories focused entirely on the fact that he took a quote from one guy and attributed it to another. He did, but holy cats, who cares? Most of that article was plagiarized, obviously deliberately, and from multiple sources. The only reason I can think of that it wasn’t a bigger story was because news organs were too lazy to get their hands on a paper copy of the Free Press, which doesn’t publish online or to any searchable index that I can locate. IrrRegardless [not a word, thank you very much Ian -ed.], hiring him — especially now, possibly ever — would be indefensible. If it’s true, the Post has some serious explaining to do.  

To be fair, though, Chris Zelkovich has just as much explaining to do for calling Pierre McGuire “one of the best analysts in the game.” Pierre McGuire is the worst at pretty much everything he does, and I don’t know anyone who disagrees with me. He’s obnoxious, smug, repetitive (is a single Canadian still unclear as to McGuire’s position on two-line offside?), and frequently wrong (particularly as regards the snide remarks he’s made about the officiating at the ongoing World Juniors, which I think has been excellent). To top it all off, he’s a cartoonish homer, and the worst kind of homer, too — one who thinks he isn’t. Clearly sportswriters, and their editors, inhabit a plane of existence entirely separate from my own.

[UPDATE Wed Jan 5/05: William Houston goes into further detail today. Taylor, after reading one of the offending articles: "I just feel sick to my stomach.]

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