Wed Jan 12/05
Canada's prisonaires

From Sun Media this morning:

Federal inmates are getting "deluxe" medical treatment behind bars, with cost per prisoner roughly double the average Canadian on the outside. Taxpayers spend $81.5 million to keep 12,500 offenders healthy last year, providing free access to prescription drugs, medical treatments and a controversial methadone program for heroin addicts.

For me ever to vote for a Conservative politician, he or she would have to promise not to bite on Angry Canadian Taxpayer crap like this. It's not looking good. Peter MacKay "insisted criminals don't deserve a greater per-capita share of health care" and said "It seems the whole image around Club Fed continues, and it's not a myth." Randy White, meanwhile, said "inmates get 'deluxe, first class' treatment — two-tier health care" (note that "two-tier healthcare" is author Kathleen Harris' turn of phrase, not White's). "Things that you and I pay for," Randy bellowed, "they don't. Canadians will just shake their heads and say, 'There it is again. You treat criminals better than law-abiding citizens'."

Holy cow, this is so stupid:

·         It costs double to keep prisoners healthy because they have more health problems than the average Joe; and they have more health problems than the average Joe because they're in prison. "Aging is brought on much earlier because inmates suffer from the cumulative effects of incarceration, substance abuse, poor diet and unhealthy lifestyles" — that's from a Correctional Service Canada spokeswoman! If Mackay and White are so upset about the healthcare bill coming out of CSC, perhaps they might lobby for a prison system free of needle drugs and poor diets. I'm not holding my breath.

·         Inmates can't pay for their prescription drugs, dental care, eyeglasses, etc. — the things Randy White pays for himself (he has declined his benefits package, apparently) — because they're in prison and they don't have any money. They're in prison because we put them there; they don't have any money because we pay them almost nothing for the profit-making work they do. Sorry, Peter and Randy, but this isn't Laos — we have a responsibility to keep inmates healthy.

Also, Randy, you insufferable rube, don't you dare tell me when I will and won't shake my head.

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