Sun Jan 23/05
Nuclear reactionary

Read here the silly tale of a bureaucratic mix-up: a woman born on a Canadian Forces base in Germany has been told by Human Resources Canada that her birth certificate is insufficient proof of her Canadian citizenship, thus requiring her to shell out $75 for the new citizenship card that was invented after 9/11 to improve security. Is it ridiculous? Of course it is. But far more ridiculous is the headline — "Forces' babies deprived" — and far more ridiculous still is Peter Worthington's concluding sentence: "What kind of prime minister is Paul Martin that he allows such an indignity imposed on those who serve the country overseas?"

He's the kind who doesn't spend his days dealing with silly bureaucratic mix-ups, to answer that outrageous query. I'm reminded of Simon Jenkins' well-delivered response to the Nazi Prince Harry fiasco:

We have lost the ability to express proportion. There is no longer such a thing as an accident. There is only a catastrophe. Whatever happens is "big news", unless something else turns up that is bigger. Someone somewhere… must be involved, be blamed and, with luck, be sued or sacked. Public figures no longer make mistakes. They make "massive errors of judgment" for which they must resign or be roasted alive. This is almost medieval. However minor, and however sincerely regretted, a mistake may be redeemed only with trial by ordeal.

This sort of reactionary thinking is what Stephen Harper is beginning to tap into, and it's a powerful force indeed. It's a natural decision for the Conservatives. They already have the "everything is an outrage" thing down pat, with their incessant calls for resignations at the first hints of impropriety. The alternative is reason, and logic, and restraint; but you can't have any of those things without the other, and Paul Martin's dithering comportment has thus far displayed none of the above. Thus, the Liberals are forced to fight fear-mongering and artificial outrage via other artificial, dishonest means. Conservatives often wonder what it was that made Trudeau so appealing, writing it off as something to do with charisma (i.e., cheating) and good looks (i.e., the chick vote). Call me a dreamer, but I think the ability to form and articulate a coherent position might have had something to do with it as well.

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