Fri May 6/05
Can I get a Witness?

 

Wed May 3/05
Everyone's favourite skip-tracer

 

Tue May 3/05
Emperor Jeb, usurped 

 

Tue May 3/05
Downloading porn 

 

Mon May 2/05
Blog for Whatshername

 

Sat Apr 30/05
A Pil by any other name

 

Fri Apr 29/05
Dizzee spells

 

Thu Apr 28/05
There was this strange, tuneless singing!

 

Tue Apr 26/05
The new math

 

Mon Apr 25/05
Relapsed Canadian

 

Sun Apr 24/05
Shut down Bountiful 

 

Sat Apr 23/05
Discussion topics for your next Watchtower delivery

 

Fri Apr 22/05
Hands off my beer, Adolph

 

Thu Apr 21/05
And the world will sing as one!

 

Wed Apr 20/05
They're coming to get you, Barbara

 

Tue Apr 19/05
In support of Paul Martin's excommunication

 

Tue Apr 19/05
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows...

 

Mon Apr 18/05
All Sun Media, all the time

 

Mon Apr 18/05
Maybe it's just house policy

 

Sun Apr 17/05
"The air is a matrix of stick insects..."

 

Sun Apr 17/05
Say it ain't so, Licia!

 

Sat Apr 16/05
A little help?

 

Sat Apr 16/05
A happy secret

 

Fri Apr 15/05
Star, not so bright

 

Thu Apr 14/05
The Knights who say nay

 

Tue Apr 12/05
Sun journalism at its finest

 

Tue Apr 12/05
Cheap exhibitionism

 

Mon Apr 11/05
Not nearly enough

 

Mon Apr 11/05
Spring forward

 

Thu Apr 7/05
"It's my favourite song, but I don't like the crowd"

 

Thu Apr 7/05
What about Bob?

 

Thu Apr 7/05
Gee, that's rich, Vol. II

 

Thu Apr 7/05
Gee, that's rich

 

Tue Apr 5/05
Blogospheric disturbance

 

Mon Apr 4/05
One little Hitch

 

Sat Apr 2/05
A new lesser evil?

 

Sat Apr 2/05
A man of conviction

 

Fri Apr 1/05
Iran away

 

Thu Mar 31/05
Custodial re-engineering 

 

Wed Mar 30/05
Delusional, but at least mature

 

Wed Mar 30/05
sar·casm, n. A cutting, often ironic remark...

 

Wed, Mar 30/05
Steyn on Schiavo, unfortunately

 

Sun, Mar 27/05
At least it's an ethos

 

Fri Mar 25/05
Okay Friday

 

Wed, Mar 23/05
The Sun can't shine every day

 

Wed, Mar 23/05
Prohibit this

 

Tue, Mar 22/05
Death in Oogaboogaland

 

Sun, Mar 20/05
The right to be left alone

 

Fri, Mar 18/05
Consolidated's okay

 

Thu, Mar 17/05
Bully for you

 

Tue, Mar 15/05
Barry in the sky with diamonds

 

Tue, Mar 15/05
The devil must not take the women

 

Sun, Mar 13/05
What's so bad about dying anyway?

 

Sun, Mar 13/05
Logizomechanophobics conspicuous

 

Fri, Mar 11/05
Troubles ahead, troubles behind

 

Thu, Mar 10/05
Schmoofreader

 

Thu, Mar 10/05
Abort! Abort!

 

Tue, Mar 8/05
Monte burned

 

Tue, Mar 8/05
Slippery slopes don't work in hockey either

 

Tue, Mar 8/05
Police mentality

 

Mon, Mar 7/05
Gone to pot

 

Tue, Mar 1/05
Les is less

 

Mon, Feb 28/05
There's nothing deadlier than a giant ball of snow

 

Sat, Feb 26/05
Missile offence

 

Fri, Feb 25/05
Death Cab for Cutter

 

Tue, Feb 22/05
A terrible humour is born

 

Tue, Feb 22/05
Helmets are an interesting topic, right?

 

Tue, Feb 22/05
Daddy Daycare

 

Sun, Feb 20/05
Minority (Weather) Report

 

Fri, Feb 18/05
Inflate to ten billion PSI

 

Thu, Feb 17/05
No, the other kind of H-bomb

 

Tue, Feb 15/05
They killed Kenney!

 

Mon, Feb 14/05
Forever holding their peace

 

Fri, Feb 11/05
And he walked in all the sins of his father

 

Wed, Feb 9/05
Many degrees of separation

 

Mon, Feb 7/05
Touch 'em all, George...

 

Sun, Feb 6/05
Simmer down, Beavis

 

Sat, Feb 5/05
Topics for an overcast Saturday afternoon

 

Wed, Feb 2/05
Bruins suck

 

Mon, Jan 31/05
Bottle of smoke

 

Thu, Jan 27/05
Welcome back, Cotler

 

Thu, Jan 27/05
Prepare the roost! 

 

Tue, Jan 25/05
Fun with headlines  

Mon, Jan 24/05
My problem with Bush

 

Sun, Jan 23/05
Nuclear reactionary

 

Sat, Jan 22/05
Yeah. What he said.

 

Thu, Jan 20/05
Study break

 

Wed, Jan 19/05
Dog my cats!

Tue, Jan 18/05
I like my TV loud, my beer cold, and my homosexuals flaming 

 

Mon, Jan 17/05
Hilary Duff in a Dollar Daze!

 

Mon, Jan 17/05
Another overly protracted discussion

 

Sun, Jan 16/05
It never ends...

 

Wed, Jan 12/05
Canada's prisonaires

 

Tue, Jan 11/05
The last word, part deux

 

Mon, Jan 10/05
I wish it was Sunday

 

Sun, Jan 9/05
Hung out to dry

 

Sun, Jan 9/05
A most inconvenient flag

 

Wed, Jan 5/05
Hungary for freedom

 

Mon, Jan 3/05
It’s just sports, right?

 

Sun, Jan 2/05
To be, or not to have been

 

Thu, Dec 30/04
Three Thursday topics

 

Tue, Dec 28/04
My last word on you know what

 

Sun, Dec 26/04
Along came poly

 

Thu, Dec 23/04
Screeched out

 

Wed, Dec 22/04
A Grandi don't come for free

 

Tue, Dec 21/04
This Canadian taxpayer wishes to withdraw from his federation

 

Fri, Dec 17/04
I'm not drunk, officer. I'm on PCP!

 

Thu, Dec 16/04
Organized, yes, but not "organized"

 

Wed, Dec 15/04
Down by the schoolyard

 

Mon, Dec 13/04
Gay marriage — the fallout

 

Sat, Dec 11/04
The marrying men

 

Thu, Dec 9/04
All over the map

 

Wed, Dec 8/04
The presumption of inanity

 

Mon, Dec 6/04
Men are pigs
He did it

 

Thu, Dec 2/04
A legacy of hate

 

Mon, Nov 29/04
Briefly…

 

Mon, Nov 29/04
Another hot beef injection, Mr President?

 

Mon, Nov 29/04
No one sides with radical Islam

 

Thu, Nov 25/04
Sgro up

 

Thu, Nov 25/04
Blue Toady-o (ugh, sorry)

 

Tue, Nov 23/04
My blue dads

 

Thu, Nov 18/04
Parrish the thought

 

Fri, Nov 12/04
Politicians I hate, Vol. 2

 

Thu, Nov 11/04
Plaige against the machine, Vol. 2

 

Wed, Nov 10/04
Plaige against the machine, Vol. 1

 

Sun, Nov 7/04
Politicians I hate, Vol. 1

 

Thu, Nov 4/04
Our own coalition of idiots

 

Tue, Nov 2/04
A few music-related notes, since there's nothing else going on

 

Mon, Nov 1/04
The damage done

 

Sun, Oct 31/04
Read my lips: new taxes

 

Fri, Oct 29/04
The blind curing the blind

 

Thu, Oct 28/04
Partly cloudy, 80 percent chance of prolonged incarceration

 

Tue, Oct 26/04
I miss Joe Piscopo

 

Mon, Oct 25/04
I would love to go to the Evanescence concert with you!

 

Sat, Oct 23/04
Does he know they put mayonnaise on their fries?

 

Thu, Oct 21/04
Three bad ideas. Maybe two and a half.

 

Mon, Oct 18/04
Not particularly risky business

 

Thu, Oct 14/04
UCC blues

 

Mon, Oct 11/04
Zombie-related panic on the streets of London

 

Thu, Oct 7/04
Opportunistic? Moi?

 

Wed, Oct 6/04
Because it's in the Bible, that's why

 

Sun, Oct 3/04
That said, Bud sucks

 

Wed, Sep 29/04
The hype gets one right

 

Tue, Sep 28/04
If you want to sing out, step off the plane please, sir

 

Fri, Sep 24/04
On September 24, 2004, Dualstar became self-aware

 

Thu, Sep 23/04
Two very different topics

 

Wed, Sep 22/04
Take the bench

 

Tue, Sep 21/04
We don't need another hero

 

Mon, Sep 20/04
You can go home again, but when you do it will still suck

 

Sun, Sep 19/04
Good money after bad hockey

 

Fri, Sep 10/04
A palace and a prison

 

Tue, Sep 7/04
The Slovakian disclaimer

 

Fri, Aug 27/04
That first hurdle is a doozie

 

Mon, Aug 23/04
The Olympics are neat-o!

 

Sun, Aug 22/04
The kids are alright in daylight

 

Sat, Aug 21/04
Wake up, Maggie

 

Wed, Aug 18/04
Click on "features" above. Go on, do it.

 

Wed, Aug 18/04
Dickens goes to West Africa

 

Mon, Aug 16/04
Soon he'll be able to wash himself with a rag on a stick

 

Mon, Aug 16/04
Shenanigans!

 

Sun, Aug 15/04
Not just for tourists anymore

 

Wed, Aug 4/04
Land of skiing, incest and maple sugar

 

Sun, Jul 18/04
Degrassi: the final cut

 

Thu, Jul 15/04
Under the bridge

 

Fri, May 21/04
Children of the Cornhole, Part II

 

Sat, May 15/04
Now, if only they could convert Stephen Harper into an interesting person

 

Sun, Mar 28/04
Personally, I think he should have traded the jewellery for drugs

 

Sun, Mar 14/04
Cherry finally ruins hockey forever

 

Sun, Feb 29/04
Visor than thou art ware of

 

Sun, Jan 25/04
Questions: the new answers

 

Sat, Dec 6/03
Jackie Robinson is a girl's name

 

Fri, Nov 7/03
No choice but pro-choice

 

Sat, Oct 4/03
The National Post loses it

 

Thu, Aug 7/03
Wayne Gretzky rocks

 

Mon, Aug 4/03
The Pope's big, big balls

 

Mon, Jul 28/03
My Two Dads

 

Mon, Jul 21/03
Enough Already about Ann Coulter

 

Sat, Jul 19/03
Affirmative action strikes again? or, the rising cost of submarine sandwiches

 

Fri, Jul 18/03
Diddler on the loose